What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.