What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.