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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.