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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!