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Footballer Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.