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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

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A pillow fight

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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The bottom of the fifth

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By referee-mail.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!