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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Skipper Jokes More Skipper Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.