Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

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How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

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She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.