Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...