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Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.