Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.