Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

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