Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed