Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...