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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.