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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.