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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers