Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing