What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.