What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.