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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.