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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!