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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck