Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.