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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.