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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.