Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?

By her suntan!

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.