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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.