What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.