What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

Russian Soldier Jokes More Russian Soldier Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.