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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Russian Soldier Jokes More Russian Soldier Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!