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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

Russian Soldier Jokes More Russian Soldier Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!