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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Russian Soldier Jokes More Russian Soldier Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.