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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.