What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!