What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar