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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

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What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.

Who's there! Caterpillar! Caterpillar who?

Caterpillar a few mice for you!