What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*