What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!