What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!