What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.