What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.