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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam