What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.