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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam