What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...