What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.