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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom