Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom