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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy