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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom