March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Previous Random Joke Next
Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom