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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.