What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.