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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.