How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

' 41 Jokes More ' 41 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41