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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

' 41 Jokes More ' 41 Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.