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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

' 41 Jokes More ' 41 Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.