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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.