Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients