Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."