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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.