Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

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Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.