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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression