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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.