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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.