What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!