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What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'