What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(