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What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!