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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!