When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!