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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!