When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!