When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'