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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!