When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!