What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.