What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.