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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.