One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
A radius
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
A Christmas-Quacker!
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
They've a chip on both shoulders
When the chips are down!
Swine flu
A swine swine.
