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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."