What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu