What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.