Cause he didn't chip in!
Sorry guys, moustache!
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Cause they can't stab them in the back
Who cares.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-