Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable