Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter