Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.