Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!