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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter