What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!