What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!