What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!