What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!