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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!