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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure