What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure