What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.