Natural selection.
A genie.
The cure
Two test tickles.
A little plaque.
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
They're married.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
11 years old.
Cancer
G u knit
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
