Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier