Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.