Wish Foundation Jokes

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50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!