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Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!