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Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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He spent all day gargoyling.

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You mech a wish.

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50 Drachma.

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Hola Seniority

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Spits*

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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