Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Wohahaha! That was funny!
Boot Camp
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Atrophy
AID...S
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Doctor
He received a T minus.
Because he was the Solaire!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Hazardous doodie pay!
He had no prior convictions.
Two test tickles.
Knee-mail
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
The cold shoulder.
The constellation prize.
Because it was pi-rated.
A back-handed compliment.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Because he was out standing in his field.
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Bangladesh
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Two testicles.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Gmail
A Rap Tour
Danke schon.
Chin up pal.
Auschwitz, received well over three million starts
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Receiving heads of state.
Mana-pause
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
A Chernobel Prize.
Two test tickles!
Gee, I'll never part with it!
He was outstanding in his field.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
A little plaque.
Leave my presents
Kohl's.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
There are twenty of them
Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.
With stick e-tape.
He just couldn't tape it anymore..
Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
