Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Wohahaha! That was funny!
Boot Camp
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Atrophy
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Doctor
He received a T minus.
Because he was the Solaire!
Hazardous doodie pay!
He had no prior convictions.
Two test tickles.
Knee-mail
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
The cold shoulder.
The constellation prize.
Because it was pi-rated.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Because he was out standing in his field.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Gmail
Danke schon.
Mana-pause
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Two test tickles!
Gee, I'll never part with it!
He was outstanding in his field.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
A little plaque.
It was taped.
With stick e-tape.
Poe-etry
Text-us
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Mitosis
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
Grounding
The ground.
The second hand shop.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
He votes!
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
