Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Wohahaha! That was funny!
Boot Camp
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Atrophy
AID...S
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Doctor
He received a T minus.
Because he was the Solaire!
Hazardous doodie pay!
He had no prior convictions.
Knee-mail
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
The cold shoulder.
The constellation prize.
Because it was pi-rated.
A back-handed compliment.
Two test tickles.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Because he was out standing in his field.
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Bangladesh
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Gmail
Danke schon.
Chin up pal.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Mana-pause
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
A Chernobel Prize.
Two test tickles!
Gee, I'll never part with it!
He was outstanding in his field.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
A little plaque.
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
They broke up.
Because all the kids have to play in side.
They are both over the counter strike
See you next "fall".
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE
Because
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Because it's grounded.
Stay grounded.
Download Pokemon Go.
Dead bodies.
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
