Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Wohahaha! That was funny!
Boot Camp
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Atrophy
AID...S
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Doctor
He received a T minus.
Because he was the Solaire!
Hazardous doodie pay!
He had no prior convictions.
Knee-mail
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
The cold shoulder.
The constellation prize.
Because it was pi-rated.
Two test tickles.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Because he was out standing in his field.
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Bangladesh
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Gmail
Danke schon.
Chin up pal.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Mana-pause
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Two test tickles!
Gee, I'll never part with it!
He was outstanding in his field.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
A little plaque.
Gt simplistic 10 letters
What is a pirate's favourite letter
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
It's a dead letter day.
He broke up with his girlfriend.
It's their knees that go first.
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
To get to the other slide.
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
Seth Rollins with a chair
The pet store
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
Carbon dating
Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
