Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Wohahaha! That was funny!
Boot Camp
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Atrophy
AID...S
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Doctor
He received a T minus.
Because he was the Solaire!
Hazardous doodie pay!
He had no prior convictions.
Knee-mail
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
The cold shoulder.
The constellation prize.
Because it was pi-rated.
A back-handed compliment.
Two test tickles.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Because he was out standing in his field.
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Bangladesh
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Gmail
Danke schon.
Chin up pal.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Mana-pause
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
A Chernobel Prize.
Two test tickles!
Gee, I'll never part with it!
He was outstanding in his field.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
A little plaque.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
A Doctor.
A couple of seconds.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Download Pokemon Go.
Leave it in the cow.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
You tape bread to the ceiling.
Open Toad sandals...
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
Atrophy!
Atrophy.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
