Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Wohahaha! That was funny!
Boot Camp
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Atrophy
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Doctor
He received a T minus.
Because he was the Solaire!
Hazardous doodie pay!
He had no prior convictions.
Two test tickles.
Knee-mail
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
The cold shoulder.
The constellation prize.
Because it was pi-rated.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Because he was out standing in his field.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Gmail
Danke schon.
Mana-pause
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Two test tickles!
Gee, I'll never part with it!
He was outstanding in his field.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
A little plaque.
Hit the sack.
Because it's humerus.
He couldn't get a date!
I think we should sea otter people.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Because there is a target in every corner.
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Ow, mitosis!
He votes!
Polled pork.
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Because they don't know were home is!
Because they were Miners...
