Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Wohahaha! That was funny!
Boot Camp
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Atrophy
AID...S
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Doctor
He received a T minus.
Because he was the Solaire!
Hazardous doodie pay!
He had no prior convictions.
Knee-mail
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
The cold shoulder.
The constellation prize.
Because it was pi-rated.
A back-handed compliment.
Two test tickles.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Because he was out standing in his field.
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Bangladesh
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Gmail
Danke schon.
Chin up pal.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Mana-pause
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
A Chernobel Prize.
Two test tickles!
Gee, I'll never part with it!
He was outstanding in his field.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
A little plaque.
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
J Coal
Oher's NFL career
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
Dogma
Im a fungi
Because they rappel men and women.
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
I don't know, I've never tri
Because he had already Reddit.
OPs mother.
With a track-tor!
Start with a brief introduction.
