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Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!