Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense