Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!