Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese!