Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents