Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.