How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

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What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!