Dollar Bill Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

5 Dollar Jokes More 5 Dollar Jokes

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.