Dollar Bill Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Dolla Grills, Yo

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Atleast I'm not single

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Atrophy!

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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You have a shot with a pool table.

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Attire.