Dollar Bill Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

New Jokes More New Jokes

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.