Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Coincerned
A hundred dollar bill.
It bucked!
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
A waist of money.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
He was making a racket.
A frog if you throw it hard enough...
A new last name
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
A swallow.
He was de-lighted.
He was shocked.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
It was supposed to be in place last week!
This joke...
None. They like it on the dark side.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Ted Cruz
