Dollar Bill Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination