Dollar Bill Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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