None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Two, but how do they get in there?
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
He was de-lighted
She opens the car door.
Suh Dude