How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude