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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.