What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!