What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.