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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)