What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

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Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?