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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

What is the gardener's favourite fruit?

Plantain.