What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo