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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!