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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!