What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!