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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!