Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!