Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

"We're gonna have a BB!"

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection