Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Long Way Jokes More Long Way Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

R2 Detour Jokes More R2 Detour Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.