Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Empire Jokes More Empire Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.