Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Bb Jokes More Bb Jokes

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

"We're gonna have a BB!"

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Long Way Jokes More Long Way Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins