Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

R2 Detour Jokes More R2 Detour Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.