Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Empire Jokes More Empire Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Bb Jokes More Bb Jokes

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

"We're gonna have a BB!"

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Long Way Jokes More Long Way Jokes

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...