What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to