What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to