What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!