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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.