We're Finnished.
16, 32, 64, and 128
They are both dead...
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
There's no jack
Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.
Jailbreak
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
Both just got hacked
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Apples ideas.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
My iPhone 6.
They tell you.
Apple Sauce
The Chargers.
Does anyone have a charger I could use
For the watch.
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
Mercedes Benz...
They both made the news for not being straight.
They both give you tightness in the pants.
An IPhone.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
She never let go, Jack.
My iPhone 6
Looking for Jobs.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Hit the road, Jack.
Because droids can't get service.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
To stay under cover
A Nokia
So they can reuse the phone after the explosion
The Pyscho**path**
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Launch
A Maxi Pad
I am Root.
Because it reminds them of home.
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
