I Phone Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Two test-tickles.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for