We're Finnished.
16, 32, 64, and 128
They are both dead...
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
There's no jack
Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.
Jailbreak
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Apples ideas.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
They tell you.
Apple Sauce
The Chargers.
Does anyone have a charger I could use
For the watch.
Mercedes Benz...
They both give you tightness in the pants.
An IPhone.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
She never let go, Jack.
My iPhone 6
Looking for Jobs.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Hit the road, Jack.
Because droids can't get service.
A Nokia.
To bask in social approval.
Because it was a lame joke.
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
It was full of fans.
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
The NBA
3
The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe
Because they always miss their target!
They have nerves of steal.
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
