I Phone Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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Round of 16

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"