We're Finnished.
16, 32, 64, and 128
They are both dead...
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
There's no jack
Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.
Jailbreak
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
Both just got hacked
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Apples ideas.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
My iPhone 6.
They tell you.
Apple Sauce
The Chargers.
Does anyone have a charger I could use
For the watch.
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
Mercedes Benz...
They both made the news for not being straight.
They both give you tightness in the pants.
An IPhone.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
She never let go, Jack.
My iPhone 6
Looking for Jobs.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Hit the road, Jack.
Because droids can't get service.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
The welfare line.
Where ever you left it.
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
A full set of teeth
Chicago.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
It was an explosive success
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
Where'd mofongo?
She's Got The Jack
Pod people.
It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
