I Phone Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.