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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce