What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce