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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)