What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)