What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)