What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.