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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.