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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.