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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.