Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with acid reflux complain?

Errr mer GERD

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.