Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone