Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.