Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128