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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.