Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Who's there! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan