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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life?

He wasn't nosey.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids