What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids