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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids