Whats the difference between Michael Ja...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What's a Mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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