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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.