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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.