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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

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Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service