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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.