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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side