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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.