What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.