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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom