What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

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Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side