What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.