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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman?

Sixty-nine

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it