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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.