What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.