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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.