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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate