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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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You had one job.

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I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!

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Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

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Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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His first mate