What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

Virgin

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.