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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Who loses?

America.

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.