Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
Imagination.
Faster than her brother!
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Vin Diesel!
Holy smokes.
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
She was losing interest.
He lost interest.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
Because it has four A's and one B.
