Alabama Woman Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

Virgin

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

Removed (two children)

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?